Canadian Quotable

"I also want to apologize for the border. It's an awful long one, George, and it's hard to patrol. It must be costing you a pile of money to keep the riff-raff and the terrorists out. Here's an amazing coincidence that you may not have noticed. The border is just as long on our side as is yours...Here's something else: Did you know that, over the years, more armed Americans have tried to get into Canada than armed Canadians have tried to get into the States?"

Colin Mochrie, actor-comedian, "A Canadian Apologizes", routine posted on a website as a mock letter addressed to U.S. President George W. Bush, June 8, 2002(The Penguin Dictionary of Popular Canadian Quotations)